Well anyway, when everybody was pooling their gifts in a box I slipped in a note instead. Note says: talk to mr. Security guard. Tell him I said thanks. She got her pack of chocolates from there and looked amused. Looked at me and said "this is your doing, right?" but I decided not to blow my cover yet and said no. But she suspects the weirdo guy in the group instead and looked uneasy lel.
Fucking security guard also almost sold me to her.
For later were getting something hard. I bought a rubik's cube because I thought it's hard to solve and I plan to print and laminate a picture of our national police chief who we pinoys like to call "bato" or rock in english
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'
Dude if u actually bag by giving her something hard imma lol so hard. Holy shit. IMO give her some sort of cheap but cute type jewelry gift. Like a seashell and say something romantic in an odd way like, "Me and you will meet like high tide meets the shore" or some cheesy shit. Or maybe give her a cheesy bracelet with her name on it (one of those touristy lookin things if u can find it, I dunno where u live), and say, "It's hard wood to remind you of my hard cock". Don't say it like that but u get the idea.
Works for both ways. Like what human doesn't like food. If u have a good voice, why not sing for her but its kinda beta af. If all fails you still have the shoebox idea
beautiful
well that explains the slightly feminist banning sentiments on this forum
i should niot have said that. pls no ban
i told it sience girly things in dbuff will get auto deleted. And also ur 3k at best jacked
but if you n me got into a 1 v1, i would win everytime.
LUL
fite me cmon
Fire me jacked 1v1 io vs io
no you gonna lose jacked lul kek
the number of ppl who need to get into a 1 v 1 with me is too high.
y'all scrubs need to be put in your place.
Bws where you at?
fite me bws
Yo how about we have a in-house for the seatards when we have enough members?
welp my gift delivery progress is, well, in progress ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
can't wait to see the reactions
last time i remeber this guy is EU player
U scared jacked? Shivering in ur bed? My mid invoker haunts ur nightmares
Daddy you're first on the to-dumpster list
Hahaa I will rekt u I'm 12 BTW haHaa
Well guys. The reaction was classic 👌
Oh man this is fucking epic
Dude we need more details
Jacekd fite me 1v1 i rekt u skrub
Well anyway, when everybody was pooling their gifts in a box I slipped in a note instead. Note says: talk to mr. Security guard. Tell him I said thanks. She got her pack of chocolates from there and looked amused. Looked at me and said "this is your doing, right?" but I decided not to blow my cover yet and said no. But she suspects the weirdo guy in the group instead and looked uneasy lel.
Fucking security guard also almost sold me to her.
For later were getting something hard. I bought a rubik's cube because I thought it's hard to solve and I plan to print and laminate a picture of our national police chief who we pinoys like to call "bato" or rock in english
After this I expect her to really suspect I am the one sending her gifts because that blockhead couldn't possibly put up deep thought into his gifts
something hard? A Rubik cube? I'm disappointed
I dont have enuf monies for a gem. Sry mr jacked
Just give her the d dog
suddenly it went offline mode
Cuckbois and cuckgrill
there's still the shoebox idea. Only difference is it would be positioned perpendicular to my pelvis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It seems the dota 2 severs are down boos
@dog its a good idea, go do that kek
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'
I forgot how to pass 5* on osu
Joel you fucking genus
Jizz in my pants and MotherLovers are crazy good songs too. 10/10 would recommend to others
But realtalk yeah? Any better gift ideas for something hard? Nothing too expensive or she might think i'm buying her out(or I go broke)
i like the jack sparrow song and the yolo song, motherlover is nice too
Food is always a quick way to a girl's heart. Cook her something doge
^isnt it a mans heart? if i were you dog, sing her a song.
i want to play but steam is down how nice
Dude if u actually bag by giving her something hard imma lol so hard. Holy shit. IMO give her some sort of cheap but cute type jewelry gift. Like a seashell and say something romantic in an odd way like, "Me and you will meet like high tide meets the shore" or some cheesy shit. Or maybe give her a cheesy bracelet with her name on it (one of those touristy lookin things if u can find it, I dunno where u live), and say, "It's hard wood to remind you of my hard cock". Don't say it like that but u get the idea.
Dont sing it has the potential of being incredibly awkward
Works for both ways. Like what human doesn't like food. If u have a good voice, why not sing for her but its kinda beta af. If all fails you still have the shoebox idea
Give her something she can't chew, then be like, I can also give u something hard in your mouth ;)
;) smileys in 2016 lul
I think I'm set with my rubik's cube idea and a laminated picture of ronald dela rosa for something hard later.
Boring day at work today
But cen u plei rubick
I m finally winning bois
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