Pick one option. Number 1 is the most tilting and makes you hate dota and everyone. Number 2 is funny as fuck but will get you into lp if you lose. Number 3 same thing lp bait unless it’s offlane which is the most boring shit and if you win your lane you still lose anyways.
Or in my case, have a high MMR smurf on the other team that gets ganked and dies 5 times in laning stage but it literally doesn't matter because this is 2k and he'll just kill us all later on anyways since he can farm better than both of my cores who had fairly easy lanes yet failed to get good cs.
just get ur team to 4 man and gank him 3 times, then u run around as 4 and push down towers while his shitty snowball pick (meepo slark arc tk anti void etc) cant do shit
u notice because they'll have some egregious stats, either a huge posted winstreak on high win% hero or 66% winrate in profile or more commend than matches/multiple rampages
After coming out of lp going pma selfless support I lost 3 games on support with one being a massive throw by my shitty cores. Shit game lol matchmaking sucks
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Just like you do.
I hate your dumb, tattoo
I wish you'd fly, to the moon
Where there are no girls to use
Or screw over
I'm laughing cause I lied, you know
I said you sound like All Time Low
You really don't
Even though you try hard
You try hard
I bet you're gonna hear this song
I bet you're gonna sing along and tell tell your friends how I'm obsessed with you. Oh
And I bet you didn't know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you're drunk
And all that I wanna say
Is you really suck
(sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah)
I hate the scar, above
Your eye it looks like you're on drugs
And you really need to learn to wash your hair
Overall, you're not a catch
You're just a dumbass
Bleachin' your hair
Well I hope it all falls out
And it falls out
I bet you're gonna hear this song
I bet you're gonna sing along and tell tell your friends how I'm obsessed with you. Oh
And I bet you didn't know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you're drunk
And all that I wanna say
Is you really suck
(sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah)
Oh and thanks for
Telling all your lies, cause
Now I realise
I'd rather date a rock
Oh and thanks for
The tickets to your show
I just wanted you to know
All your band mates are hotter than you
I bet you're gonna hear this song and say
(oh my god, she's so obsessed with me dude)
But no
And I bet you didn't know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you're drunk
I bet you're gonna hear this song
I bet you're gonna sing along and tell tell your friends how I'm obsessed with you
But no
And I bet you didn't know
I talked to all the girls that you were with when you were with me
And they said
You really suck
You really do
You really need
A panda dude.
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1.Pick support win lane and still lose game because it’s 5k flat trash dota cores playing.
2.Pick nature’s prophet snipe courier 5 times and have a chance to tilt the enemy smurf and win.
3.Pick core and teammates throw a fit and straight up throws the game.