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General DiscussionSo many retarded players in ranked matchmaking

So many retarded players in ranked matchmaking in General Discussion
Slammer

    POTATOES EVERYWHERE

    h.u.r.g.

      And you're one of them?

      Slammer

        TOP LEL MUCH HECKLING ON THE DOTOBUFF FORUM E PEEN AND SUCH

        eXcel

          Consider it; you're matched with or against them for a reason.

          Slammer

            Translation: "I can guarantee to win at least most matches because I have friends who play Dota, and since I am fortunate in that regards I become a bearer of wisdom to people not in my position"

            Amirite?

            Jʌy Δshʙoʁnɘ

              Another elo hell thread. Figure.

              Slammer

                Dafak is with the picture

                eXcel

                  Dafak is with your whining

                  If youre jel coz i have friends then make some

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                  Faded

                    loli addict ^

                    eXcel

                      http://dotabuff.com/matches/598766249

                      Yes. Match making is putting potatoes against you. Youre the best.

                      Jʌy Δshʙoʁnɘ

                        Melody always posts pictures in Elo hell threads. The pictures are a metaphor. They are disruptive like your elo hell thread is to the community.

                        Jʌy Δshʙoʁnɘ

                          See what I did there? I used a simile to describe the metaphor ahahaa. It's funny.

                          edited because render was bad. :(

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                          Slammer

                            I see

                            Slammer

                              Pfft, don't know that poser. This thread is the real deal muthafucka.

                              Jʌy Δshʙoʁnɘ

                                I lack the energy to "Go melody on your ass" at 6:30am. Every game you lose is your own fault. QQ

                                Miku Plays

                                  pick LC win duels win games

                                  Captania

                                    why am i laughing so much at this

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                                    CynthiaTabellar

                                      You won't win every game.

                                      But, if you're better than your average teammate/opponent (it's the same pool of people), you will win MORE games than you lose.

                                      Gustaphos

                                        I lost 5 in a row due to myself not carrying hard enough or not supporting hard enough. If you're sub par, then you're stuck where you're at. If you're excellent at something then you'll go higher. Isn't that everything in life?

                                        IDK just turn on some music, mute everyone and enjoy doing the best you can. Thats all you can do man.

                                        Wink

                                          people who complain about retards on forums are retards

                                          YoreyC

                                            >Go melody on your ass

                                            That's not a thing and you're unimportant.

                                            Gustaphos

                                              But viceroy, you're such a good doucher team me to be more summers eve like you! I want to smell like fragrant flower douche every time I post like you!

                                              Chris.

                                                yet everyone complains about me

                                                Jʌy Δshʙoʁnɘ

                                                  So jealous. <3

                                                  moises capacócha

                                                    xD i fite OP my last game next week. yo no puédo respirar maldito en este carril mi lane. gané medio bich..I Winned Mid. Helix fossil noob

                                                    sano

                                                      LMAO

                                                      mwsqz

                                                        waouwwwwwwwwww :3