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lmao your latest matches look like mine in reverse

d1 icons avatar are for winners only, so change it and mb the universe will reward you for puting things back in their place.

i understand, i suck too. Lets grieve together.

IM OKAY

im sure u are

OFC I OFTEN FAILS

BUT
WHY

THE
HELL
AM
I
PLAYING

WITH BOOSTED
SHIT
RETARDS
ALL OF A DAY
AND ALL OF A NIGHT
I WENT SO MAD

THAT I DIDNT SLEEP
FOR FUCKING
FOREVER

come here boy, let me give u a hug.

@starling
Rofl
U r a damn god of joking

@hushhush
Thx, man.
wtf it seems ill become a fuckin psycho with that game.

I didnt play all weekend until 2 rounds yesterday and they turned me into a fuckin lunatic, because i got so mad. I felt like i was holding my end of the bargain, playin my role while the rest of the team went totally bananas. its a 1v9 these days.

I also wanna know, 5 out of my last 6 games were really not enjoyable, 3 times dual mid after I selected OD already and marked mid (didn't have dual mid the 50 games before that), 1 leaver, 3 times intentional feeder.

I am having much success with Medusa lately. I think she is the ultimate 1v9 hero with a free get-out-of-jail ult. Perhaps you all should try it as well.

You can go off-lane with her np.

u mean liek dis, takodoro? http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1591486850

Like this: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/242930477

But then I just your average 3.8k-4.5k scrub. :)

(note dat i went 22-8 but lost - 1v9 basically - all my fault) #teamholdsmeback

And how did u lose that game? Shit happens?

cuz i suck ass and cannot win

hushhush why aren't you six slotted on Medusa after 70 minutes?!

i was basically, but dropped linkens for aegis. linkens got denied during the aegis clash. it delayed my build a bit, but i had enough gold. issue was more that the courier died like 2 times later on and i had to def hg or push and couldnt take a detour to secret shop. couldnt handle it and got benumbed when my team got caught out for the 10th time.

wow that's unfortunate :(

it was fuckin shit, I fuckin controlled the game for 50 min until i couldnt handle spec anymore. I even went to pressure and punish free-farm-midas-spec myself and it actually worked. but somehow my teammates died like flies in clashs, so we couldnt push hg. I recently feel like im doin fine in most games but still lose. Its probably dunning kruger and i should just delete dota and kill myself. Alt-F4 style.

are you salty?

Every single game intentional feeders, what the fuck is wrong with this game?

soon high skill

I'm so done with Dota right now. The community is utter retarded and refuses all improvements just because "it's so funny to make other people mad", ingame it's just the same retarded bullshit every game, the meta is fucked up, the matchmaking system is filled with braindead apefucks, I'm fucking done with this bullshit.

People decline custom matches after not even 1 sec finding a match or being afk, or hosting games with shitty net and when you tell them Valve could just host the matches, then they will whiteknight and spread their cluelessness and idiocy about crashing servers and Valve needing to pay way more money because all of a sudden when Valve hosts the games the number of players would skyrocket. Seriously, this is just retarded as fuck. Someone should honestly do physical damage to those people.

This was my last match for quite some time.

welcome to summer dota - go outside and enjoy the sunshine...

my favourites so far have been getting abuse for banning gyro after getting a first pick undying (useless carry apparently) and spending 30mins explaining to sniper why he shouldn't give up just because we lost a gem. we have all our towers, they have lost all their's but he thinks we've lost because we have no gem and they have techies.

tl;dr QQ

not a day without these threads.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1593774849
apparently in 2k gameplay you can solo the mid 3 times in 6 mins and still lose late to undying and shadow feed with a void on your team

^ How would people call you then? Apparently you are so bad that you have to stick to OP and fotm heroes because you don't have an identity yourself, then you have an absolutely HUGE amount of abandons per match played, only 45% winrate on WR that you played 35 times and you have absolutely no slightest clue at which rating I play still you think you're better than me.

The only thing that's bigger is your ego.

"like how do u even end up with such a low hero damage total on od every game u managed a lower hero damage than a treant protector ROFL"

Obviously you never played OD ever.
Edit: wow you actually did: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1248485886 gj, you even have slightly higher damage than their Shadow Demon, congrats, you're so good!!
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1154492414 congrats you got even more damage than the enemy Disruptor, you're clearly the best player in the world!!

On the other hand, looking at your Treant Protector DPS, I guess you were just intentionally lying; you didn't even have 30% of my dps.

Smaug butthurt as f

ur out of control dude

smaug vs kitrak is a nice fight. porncop time.

"wooOOOOOooo"

Oh no, I have low Hero damage after I go afk because my team mates griefed me. Actually looking back at that match I'm impressed of how much I farmed considering that I had to dual mid with the Zeus and spent the rest of the game in the jungle because our support were too stupid to ward and the enemy AM had 5 kills in 5 minutes and everyone was blaming each other.

I record every of my deaths but I don't have any deaths recorded from that particular match. Maybe I don't remember it perfectly, but it must have been incredibly stupid.

Now let me cherry pick one of your matches!

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1575351356

0-4-0 as Ember in what looks like a low priority match. You're really the best player on the planet! Sure tell me more about how you are so much better than me!

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1575528324

Oops, 2.6k Hero Damage at Phantom Lancer, I wonder, were you sleeping during that match? LMAO

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1547449242

Ah this one tops it even, 803 hero damage, dude, PL really isn't your hero you should stop picking him Kappa

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1542845486

6 mango strat on Bloodseeker. Never heard of it before. Probably because it sucks as anyone can see.

You better clean up your own place before you play the morale apostle for other people.