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Mel[Unholy]

    Huy guys. WHY
    AM
    I
    PLAYING
    WITH
    A RETARDED
    PIECES

    OF

    SHITSHITSHIT
    15
    GAMES
    IN
    A
    FCUKING
    ROW

    IM NOT A DAMN BOOSTER
    I CANT WIN ALONE
    WITH A 0 12 SOLOMID SF
    AND 0 10 SUP ABBADON (WHAT!?!?! YEASH 0 10 ABBADON INCOMIN)
    ON
    FUCKIN
    4100 MMR
    GAME
    IM PLAYING
    WITH A SPEC
    0 10
    WHOS BUYING
    DIF AT MIN 20 WITHOUT UPGRADED BOOTS
    UPGRADE UNUSED DIF AT MIN 28
    AND DO NOT USE UPGRADED DIF
    UNTILL THE GAME ENDS

    HOW
    THE FUCK
    DID
    I
    DESERVE
    THAT
    HELL
    ALL
    ALLL
    U HEAR ME
    EVERY FUCKIN GAME
    OF TODAY
    WAS A DC/LEAVE/FEED TRASH RETARD

    OHH MY HOLLY PRIEST

    quity

      lmao your latest matches look like mine in reverse

      nongrata`

        d1 icons avatar are for winners only, so change it and mb the universe will reward you for puting things back in their place.

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        plz do

          i understand, i suck too. Lets grieve together.

          Mel[Unholy]

            IM OKAY

            plz do

              im sure u are

              Mel[Unholy]

                OFC I OFTEN FAILS

                BUT
                WHY

                THE
                HELL
                AM
                I
                PLAYING

                WITH BOOSTED
                SHIT
                RETARDS
                ALL OF A DAY
                AND ALL OF A NIGHT
                I WENT SO MAD

                THAT I DIDNT SLEEP
                FOR FUCKING
                FOREVER

                plz do

                  come here boy, let me give u a hug.

                  Mel[Unholy]

                    @starling
                    Rofl
                    U r a damn god of joking

                    Mel[Unholy]

                      @hushhush
                      Thx, man.
                      wtf it seems ill become a fuckin psycho with that game.

                      plz do

                        I didnt play all weekend until 2 rounds yesterday and they turned me into a fuckin lunatic, because i got so mad. I felt like i was holding my end of the bargain, playin my role while the rest of the team went totally bananas. its a 1v9 these days.

                        Luxalpa, Tail of Devastation

                          I also wanna know, 5 out of my last 6 games were really not enjoyable, 3 times dual mid after I selected OD already and marked mid (didn't have dual mid the 50 games before that), 1 leaver, 3 times intentional feeder.

                          takodoro

                            I am having much success with Medusa lately. I think she is the ultimate 1v9 hero with a free get-out-of-jail ult. Perhaps you all should try it as well.

                            You can go off-lane with her np.

                            plz do
                              takodoro

                                Like this: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/242930477

                                But then I just your average 3.8k-4.5k scrub. :)

                                plz do

                                  (note dat i went 22-8 but lost - 1v9 basically - all my fault) #teamholdsmeback

                                  takodoro

                                    And how did u lose that game? Shit happens?

                                    plz do

                                      cuz i suck ass and cannot win

                                      Luxalpa, Tail of Devastation

                                        hushhush why aren't you six slotted on Medusa after 70 minutes?!

                                        plz do

                                          i was basically, but dropped linkens for aegis. linkens got denied during the aegis clash. it delayed my build a bit, but i had enough gold. issue was more that the courier died like 2 times later on and i had to def hg or push and couldnt take a detour to secret shop. couldnt handle it and got benumbed when my team got caught out for the 10th time.

                                          Luxalpa, Tail of Devastation

                                            wow that's unfortunate :(

                                            plz do

                                              it was fuckin shit, I fuckin controlled the game for 50 min until i couldnt handle spec anymore. I even went to pressure and punish free-farm-midas-spec myself and it actually worked. but somehow my teammates died like flies in clashs, so we couldnt push hg. I recently feel like im doin fine in most games but still lose. Its probably dunning kruger and i should just delete dota and kill myself. Alt-F4 style.

                                              Giff me Wingman

                                                are you salty?

                                                Luxalpa, Tail of Devastation

                                                  Every single game intentional feeders, what the fuck is wrong with this game?

                                                  plz do

                                                    soon high skill

                                                    Luxalpa, Tail of Devastation

                                                      I'm so done with Dota right now. The community is utter retarded and refuses all improvements just because "it's so funny to make other people mad", ingame it's just the same retarded bullshit every game, the meta is fucked up, the matchmaking system is filled with braindead apefucks, I'm fucking done with this bullshit.

                                                      People decline custom matches after not even 1 sec finding a match or being afk, or hosting games with shitty net and when you tell them Valve could just host the matches, then they will whiteknight and spread their cluelessness and idiocy about crashing servers and Valve needing to pay way more money because all of a sudden when Valve hosts the games the number of players would skyrocket. Seriously, this is just retarded as fuck. Someone should honestly do physical damage to those people.

                                                      This was my last match for quite some time.

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                                                      Rocket

                                                        welcome to summer dota - go outside and enjoy the sunshine...

                                                        my favourites so far have been getting abuse for banning gyro after getting a first pick undying (useless carry apparently) and spending 30mins explaining to sniper why he shouldn't give up just because we lost a gem. we have all our towers, they have lost all their's but he thinks we've lost because we have no gem and they have techies.

                                                        tl;dr QQ

                                                        Pom Pom 🍕

                                                          not a day without these threads.

                                                          p2d

                                                            http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1593774849
                                                            apparently in 2k gameplay you can solo the mid 3 times in 6 mins and still lose late to undying and shadow feed with a void on your team

                                                            npc
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                                                              Luxalpa, Tail of Devastation

                                                                ^ How would people call you then? Apparently you are so bad that you have to stick to OP and fotm heroes because you don't have an identity yourself, then you have an absolutely HUGE amount of abandons per match played, only 45% winrate on WR that you played 35 times and you have absolutely no slightest clue at which rating I play still you think you're better than me.

                                                                The only thing that's bigger is your ego.

                                                                "like how do u even end up with such a low hero damage total on od every game u managed a lower hero damage than a treant protector ROFL"

                                                                Obviously you never played OD ever.
                                                                Edit: wow you actually did: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1248485886 gj, you even have slightly higher damage than their Shadow Demon, congrats, you're so good!!
                                                                http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1154492414 congrats you got even more damage than the enemy Disruptor, you're clearly the best player in the world!!

                                                                On the other hand, looking at your Treant Protector DPS, I guess you were just intentionally lying; you didn't even have 30% of my dps.

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                                                                arin

                                                                  Smaug butthurt as f

                                                                  ur out of control dude

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                                                                  npc
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                                                                    plz do

                                                                      smaug vs kitrak is a nice fight. porncop time.

                                                                      Luxalpa, Tail of Devastation

                                                                        "wooOOOOOooo"

                                                                        Oh no, I have low Hero damage after I go afk because my team mates griefed me. Actually looking back at that match I'm impressed of how much I farmed considering that I had to dual mid with the Zeus and spent the rest of the game in the jungle because our support were too stupid to ward and the enemy AM had 5 kills in 5 minutes and everyone was blaming each other.

                                                                        I record every of my deaths but I don't have any deaths recorded from that particular match. Maybe I don't remember it perfectly, but it must have been incredibly stupid.

                                                                        Now let me cherry pick one of your matches!

                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1575351356

                                                                        0-4-0 as Ember in what looks like a low priority match. You're really the best player on the planet! Sure tell me more about how you are so much better than me!

                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1575528324

                                                                        Oops, 2.6k Hero Damage at Phantom Lancer, I wonder, were you sleeping during that match? LMAO

                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1547449242

                                                                        Ah this one tops it even, 803 hero damage, dude, PL really isn't your hero you should stop picking him Kappa

                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1542845486

                                                                        6 mango strat on Bloodseeker. Never heard of it before. Probably because it sucks as anyone can see.

                                                                        You better clean up your own place before you play the morale apostle for other people.

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