General Discussionyorkey thanks for sending me 3 nude pics off of scam sites and callin...

wow thats so tldr

he's pissed that i tries to get better at dota especially the attitude, along with life, so he add me friend and pretend to be all nice and understanding and talkative about stuff he makes up and generally good sport and then starts to makes a lame story with grill pic links wanting to get called out or flamed so he can stop pretending to read me being good sport talking about personal shit he actually don't fucking care about and grew tired of reading . and he did get called out and call me pathetic and defriend

i am sorry i am no longer the "pathetic fuck that sucks at dota but don't know it and blames others", and I am also sorry that I don't fap no more to pictures so you sending me more stories and links won't do shit, and I am sorry we wasted time pretending there was any "friendship"

I am sorry I call you out for sending me fake grill links and pointing out the logic fallacy of your story, I am sorry I don't call you out on all the other shit you fake, I am sorry you don't even have the audacity to finish your lame story, I am sorry you didn't care to make up a story good enough to at least stand the dumbest basic logic test, I am sorry you tried to fool people yet fooled yourself

I am sorry you don't follow all the things I genuinely shared to you, such as karma, such as you aren't a master troll, and please if this kind of twisted shenanigans is what you enjoy, keep doing the trolling cus one day you will get trolled hard by a real master troll and please hope you don't cry and get laughed at, cus this is the aspects of the world you helped create.

edited in the deleted one below, but the other one I can't, they aren't related.

Mods, now's the time you realize, since you do communicate a bit unlike volvo who just lets community ban each other out with reports, that there are trolls and then there are trolls. guys pretending to be nice and shit but in fact biggest condescending jerks human race could possibly produce, treating the internet as nothing but a lowly entertainment

nothing better than some good ol' db cancer before going to sleep on a saturday night.

not sure what is going on here

the cancer is yorkey, I merely stated out the facts.

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/145657988

I already stated things in great detail and an tldr. please.

I mean seriously who would care to troll people's thread on forum and then add steam friend as if he's ever gonna 1 out of 100 times get accepted and then when he does he laugh he ass off secretly trying to figure out why someone could be so stupid and then spend hours trying to pretend making a new friend before finally cozy enough to throw around internet scam imgur grill pics claiming as personal story, and after getting pointed out tried but failed to round up the logic fallacy and just rage quit the trolling by calling the scammed pathetic and defriend.

Who the fuck is yorkey 😁

you say you like db cancer, but you don't even notice a db regular, please. just don't even try

http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-10-24-my-team-always-holds-me-back-im-a-better-player11

you can try click into threads since that's what you do, i'm sure you will find a lot of threads with this yorkey dude in it

And mods, for the last time just cus I didn't say it before, don't mean I won't ever tell you cus i can duh get fed up too: I don't bump my threads, seriously, do I look like I care about getting more people to come in and trash my genuine intention to communicate with good people out there? Do I? Cus most people here are trolls and you don't even care.

lmao this guy is dumb, he thinks i lied to him about these pictures of some girl i know, even though i literally have her on skype and steam, and have literally video chatted with her. Yeah man, cause I really have something to prove to you, a person who's literally been talking nonsense for about a week already. Guess what, for some reason I knew you would make a thread about it, you're dumb if you " you're exposing me. " .As far as Mokujin goes, I don't know who he is either, so yeah.

oh so you do have the audacity to defend your dotabuff existence

you fucking don't have something to prove to me, you only have to prove that I am inferior, cus you know me by the balls, as I said, you don't fucking know me by the balls, I fucking know you by the balls, I know that all you care about is being superior to other people which makes you feel good, so feel good, cus you did play me, how's that.

Well I don't care about what you or other people think about me, but when someone's disrespecting me on a website for a video game cause they have inferiority complex, that's when I need to step in. You have serious issues.

And you still haven't learned what I said about actions and mind. You are STILL going on and on about equating thus hinting the qualities of other people's mind to the projections you see out of their actions.

oh so i hurt your feelings? WHO THE FUCK JUMPED INTO PEOPLE'S THREAD AND START GOING "Also, why the fuck are you complaining in this thread if you don't want to raise your MMR? You're pretty egotistical and egocentric, THAT MUCH IS APPARENT, you're a shitty person, and you're shit at Dota, more shitter than the people you claim to be shit at this game, but are too ignorant to realize it."

http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-10-18-games-this-patch-has-absolutley-no-fucking-significance-and-i-thought-last-few-years-was-bad-enough

YOU have problem controlling your desire to shit people, you ever think about that? You are like the 100000000 other trolls on the internet

Guys you realize you cry about bitches but you are literally virgins right?

At least this is what i understood from this thread. Blown my mind nonetheless

I don't ever go to other people's thread and join the swarm of fucktards laughing, like you miss the chance your mom made you a girl so you can gossip shit as you grow up so being a boy you instead troll people online to compensate

I'm Chewy, I'm some hot nig*a
Like I talk to Shyste when I shot nig*as
Like you seen him twirl then he drop, nig*a
And we keep 'em nine millis on my block, nig*a
And Monte keep it on him, he done dropped nig*as
And Trigger he be wildin', he some hot nig*a
Tones known to get busy with 'em Glocks, nig*a
Try to run down and you can catch a shot, nig*a
Runnin' through these checks 'til I pass out
And shorty give me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to God, all I do is cash out
And if you ain't a ho, get up out my trap house
I been sellin' crack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what the shit made
Jaja taught me flip 'em packs and how to maintain
Get that money back and spend it on the same thing
Shawty like the way that I ball out
I be gettin' money 'til I fall out
You talkin' cash, dog, I goes all out
Shorty love the way that I floss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs out
Mama said no pssy cats inside my doghouse
That's what got my daddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom though, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie, like we cops on 'em
With M16's, we gon' put some shots on 'em
I send a lil thot to send the drop on 'em
She gon' call me up and I'm a sick the hots on 'em
Grimey savage, that's what we are
Grimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS9, I go so hard
But GS for my gun squad
And bitch if it's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Shots poppin' out the AR
I'm with Trigger, I'm with Rasha, I'm with A-Rod
Broad daylight and we gon' let 'em things bark
Tell 'em niggas free Meeshie, ho
Some way, free Breezy, ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda teamin', ho
Mitch caught a body about a week ago
Fuck with us and then we tweakin', ho
Run up on that nig*a, get to squeezin', ho
Everybody catching bullet holes
Niggas got me on my bully, yo
I'm a run up, put that gun on 'em
I'm a run up, go dumb on 'em
Nig*as got me on that young shit
Got me on that go dumb shit

I know you feel special flower for being the only guy that goes out of his way to "teach this shit a lesson"

but you forgot you are like the guys that report people for playing bad instead of actual trolling such as flaming and feeding intentionally, you ADD to the cancer you hate YOURSELF

Idk man i just like to fuck bitches

Just curious, how can someone be normal skill after 4k games?

Ok what the actual fuck is wrong with OP?

I'm Chewy, I'm some hot nig*a
Like I talk to Shyste when I shot nig*as
Like you seen him twirl then he drop, nig*a
And we keep 'em nine millis on my block, nig*a
And Monte keep it on him, he done dropped nig*as
And Trigger he be wildin', he some hot nig*a
Tones known to get busy with 'em Glocks, nig*a
Try to run down and you can catch a shot, nig*a
Runnin' through these checks 'til I pass out
And shorty give me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to God, all I do is cash out
And if you ain't a ho, get up out my trap house
I been sellin' crack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what the shit made
Jaja taught me flip 'em packs and how to maintain
Get that money back and spend it on the same thing
Shawty like the way that I ball out
I be gettin' money 'til I fall out
You talkin' cash, dog, I goes all out
Shorty love the way that I floss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs out
Mama said no pssy cats inside my doghouse
That's what got my daddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom though, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie, like we cops on 'em
With M16's, we gon' put some shots on 'em
I send a lil thot to send the drop on 'em
She gon' call me up and I'm a sick the hots on 'em
Grimey savage, that's what we are
Grimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS9, I go so hard
But GS for my gun squad
And bitch if it's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Shots poppin' out the AR
I'm with Trigger, I'm with Rasha, I'm with A-Rod
Broad daylight and we gon' let 'em things bark
Tell 'em niggas free Meeshie, ho
Some way, free Breezy, ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda teamin', ho
Mitch caught a body about a week ago
Fuck with us and then we tweakin', ho
Run up on that nig*a, get to squeezin', ho
Everybody catching bullet holes
Niggas got me on my bully, yo
I'm a run up, put that gun on 'em
I'm a run up, go dumb on 'em
Nig*as got me on that young shit
Got me on that go dumb shit

things like this make you lose faith in humanity, and I mean lose faith in caring about humanity at all

I'm Chewy, I'm some hot nig*a
Like I talk to Shyste when I shot nig*as
Like you seen him twirl then he drop, nig*a
And we keep 'em nine millis on my block, nig*a
And Monte keep it on him, he done dropped nig*as
And Trigger he be wildin', he some hot nig*a
Tones known to get busy with 'em Glocks, nig*a
Try to run down and you can catch a shot, nig*a
Runnin' through these checks 'til I pass out
And shorty give me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to God, all I do is cash out
And if you ain't a ho, get up out my trap house
I been sellin' crack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what the shit made
Jaja taught me flip 'em packs and how to maintain
Get that money back and spend it on the same thing
Shawty like the way that I ball out
I be gettin' money 'til I fall out
You talkin' cash, dog, I goes all out
Shorty love the way that I floss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs out
Mama said no pssy cats inside my doghouse
That's what got my daddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom though, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie, like we cops on 'em
With M16's, we gon' put some shots on 'em
I send a lil thot to send the drop on 'em
She gon' call me up and I'm a sick the hots on 'em
Grimey savage, that's what we are
Grimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS9, I go so hard
But GS for my gun squad
And bitch if it's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Shots poppin' out the AR
I'm with Trigger, I'm with Rasha, I'm with A-Rod
Broad daylight and we gon' let 'em things bark
Tell 'em niggas free Meeshie, ho
Some way, free Breezy, ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda teamin', ho
Mitch caught a body about a week ago
Fuck with us and then we tweakin', ho
Run up on that nig*a, get to squeezin', ho
Everybody catching bullet holes
Niggas got me on my bully, yo
I'm a run up, put that gun on 'em
I'm a run up, go dumb on 'em
Nig*as got me on that young shit
Got me on that go dumb shit

my sin is being naive and believing that people can be nice on the internet when in fact they can't, especially if they play dota

the only bad thing one could say about yorkey is that he is not 4k yet. other than that he is a fine guy.

My BH skills gets the bitches attention and the BBC keeps em

I will lecture you kids on how to get in grills pants tho if you add me n give me hats

what the fucking fuck is going on here

You already know who it is
Silentó
Silentó
Silentó
Gonna do it for me

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)

Now watch me

Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg
Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg
Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg
Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg

Now break your legs
Break your legs
Tell 'em "break your legs"
Break your legs

Now break your legs
Break your legs
Now break your legs
Break your legs

Now watch me
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
Now watch me
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)

Now watch me

Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Now watch me you
Now watch me superman
Now watch me you
Now watch me superman

Now watch me you
Now watch me superman
Now watch me you
Now watch me superman

Now watch me duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff (Hold on)
Now watch me duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff

Now watch me
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
Now watch me
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)

Now watch me

Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

can someone give me a tldr version of this

Short said: cm melted because of pudge

Well, I just sent you a friend request, cause my reason for deleting you was stupid, but you definitely have to do something about that overly cynical, negative, and inferiority complex mindset you got going on there. I still want to be friends, even after all this dumb shit you say, if you want to accept be my guest (which I hope you do) if not also fine, your call. I actually enjoyed talking to you when you weren't rambling on about random things. So if you excuse me, I probably won't open this dumb thread again.

I honestly don't physically or mentally enjoy talking to someone on the internet but hey

OMG, guys please no fighting in DOTOBUFF! we all gentlemen here! :O

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i know and seriously i know you all have heaps of free time as you play dota but seriously not like i am really antisocial or anything i don't want no part of the you getting whatever high you get out of spreading kindness or hatred or whatever take it to someone else

you make it sound like it's a rule to not try to assume nice things exist guess what I don't care about any stupid underlying shit people secretly agree over and only say it when they want to again pretend to be nice cus screw your inception games

I'm Chewy, I'm some hot nig*a
Like I talk to Shyste when I shot nig*as
Like you seen him twirl then he drop, nig*a
And we keep 'em nine millis on my block, nig*a
And Monte keep it on him, he done dropped nig*as
And Trigger he be wildin', he some hot nig*a
Tones known to get busy with 'em Glocks, nig*a
Try to run down and you can catch a shot, nig*a
Runnin' through these checks 'til I pass out
And shorty give me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to God, all I do is cash out
And if you ain't a ho, get up out my trap house
I been sellin' crack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what the shit made
Jaja taught me flip 'em packs and how to maintain
Get that money back and spend it on the same thing
Shawty like the way that I ball out
I be gettin' money 'til I fall out
You talkin' cash, dog, I goes all out
Shorty love the way that I floss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs out
Mama said no pssy cats inside my doghouse
That's what got my daddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom though, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie, like we cops on 'em
With M16's, we gon' put some shots on 'em
I send a lil thot to send the drop on 'em
She gon' call me up and I'm a sick the hots on 'em
Grimey savage, that's what we are
Grimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS9, I go so hard
But GS for my gun squad
And bitch if it's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Shots poppin' out the AR
I'm with Trigger, I'm with Rasha, I'm with A-Rod
Broad daylight and we gon' let 'em things bark
Tell 'em niggas free Meeshie, ho
Some way, free Breezy, ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda teamin', ho
Mitch caught a body about a week ago
Fuck with us and then we tweakin', ho
Run up on that nig*a, get to squeezin', ho
Everybody catching bullet holes
Niggas got me on my bully, yo
I'm a run up, put that gun on 'em
I'm a run up, go dumb on 'em
Nig*as got me on that young shit
Got me on that go dumb shit

had to do it, cant help it

These tears are so delicious. Could even be better than ayyyyyyyyyyyy Lamo thread.

Dude this chinese below 50% winrate guy is fuckin hilarious. I sincerely wish you start a vlog saying the exact same things and name it "DotaPhilosophy" and just rage and rage more

That's some long ass, cool story shit right there.

can you link me the nudes for......... research reasons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

link nudes

Go kys please

14/10 wowowowowow Ive never been so sexually aroused before reading this thread