UNIVERSAL GUIDE TO RAISING MMR IN SEA
create a smurf
abuse the smurf detection system
get VHS
ask for MMR prediction
lose a game
get kicked back to NS
blame team (which is pretty much 4 smurfs who are doing the same thing as you)
get higher GG per minute than your GPM
abandon account
Calibrate/buy as many smurfs as possible at your mmr, then reserve an internet cafe or school computer lab. Have your smurfs queue up on every computer to your specific server on captains draft (the least played ranked mode), pray and hope you get a few of your alts in the match, have one of your smurfs abandon if the enemy team doesn't consist entirely of your smurfs. Easy win.
"Calibrate/buy as many smurfs as possible at your mmr"
I didn't know its possible to calibrate at 5k, let alone 8k
okay, you're a timber player soooooo what u got to do is try out mid and offlane decide what your fav is then practise bots in that lane like a maniac on impossible mode and you cant stop till you can get 60lh against them
with sandking just max e and be a support equals win and with mag you just need to pravtise im not really a mag player
To win mmr, you must go to highest mountain and obtain seed of life. Bring me the seed, and the mmr is yours
theres no mmr wall b4 u reach 5k or 6k mb, even in 4k here u still found sf that not up his raze, huskar who bought pike and cant toogle armlet, injoker who use only 2 skill, ppl whos jungling like 30 mins full without helping team, 5 carry pick, etc. All u need is PMA try to win games with all strategy u have.
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i live for the little things. like yo dick
lol. And I got muted for that completely harmless comment.
It's like saying girls wear dresses guys wear pants and that's sexist because I'm stating the obvious.
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how do i destroy the enemy ancient
idk what to do