Hello Icefrog, I want to play a game.
For years your false sense of a balanced game and awful matchmaking has caused in your own destruction of your own community who have made you millions. You used their addiction of this game to bend them to your will and fulfill your chaotic evil needs. Your simple solution of a "if you don't like the game, then don't play it" is the cognitive equivalent of telling a smoker if they don't like the negative effects of smoking they should quit: unhelpful and irrelevant. After all, the game is fine and likeable but needs work. Work that you neglect on doing.
You are predator, but today you become the prey.
The device around your body that you are strapped to is wired to the computer infront of you searching a ranked game. Everytime you lose my mmr, the device will heat up by a few degrees Celsius. Lose too many games, and the device will burn you alive and you will become a firefrog. Get to 5k mmr, and the device will release you. Destroy the computer, and the device will blow up. You designed this game so it should be easy. Get a winstreak, and you will suffer no burns.
Your death will prove me right, your success will prove me wrong.
Live or die, Icefrog. Make your choice.
Icefrog casually logs into his admin account and boosts himself to 5k. Then proceeds to give you an eternity of low prio.
Lol. I think theres a new saw movie scheduled to come out this year. Tho the series died a long time ago.
Nice post tho
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Hello Icefrog, I want to play a game.
For years your false sense of a balanced game and awful matchmaking has caused in your own destruction of your own community who have made you millions. You used their addiction of this game to bend them to your will and fulfill your chaotic evil needs. Your simple solution of a "if you don't like the game, then don't play it" is the cognitive equivalent of telling a smoker if they don't like the negative effects of smoking they should quit: unhelpful and irrelevant. After all, the game is fine and likeable but needs work. Work that you neglect on doing.
You are predator, but today you become the prey.
The device around your body that you are strapped to is wired to the computer infront of you searching a ranked game. Everytime you lose my mmr, the device will heat up by a few degrees Celsius. Lose too many games, and the device will burn you alive and you will become a firefrog. Get to 5k mmr, and the device will release you. Destroy the computer, and the device will blow up. You designed this game so it should be easy. Get a winstreak, and you will suffer no burns.
Your death will prove me right, your success will prove me wrong.
Live or die, Icefrog. Make your choice.