Let me show you a game. This game, we were getting butt fucked on. Pudge and CM rotations were everywhere in the map. Ample Storm was raped. Peaceful LC was gangbanged. Little Jakiro was pressured into warding EVERYTHING in the map. But CM was a better warder, taking down our hard put wards like they were nothing. I myself was raped, but I had the insight to just farm the camps and detect the warded spots using my innate Shadow Dance ability.
All of my counters rolled into one team. Pudge, CM, Tiny, can kill me even in Shadow Dance active. BS is a no brainer, AND with a 20 minute Radiance. Couldn't kill LS because he can just Infest, he can even kill me since I did no damage. What did I do?
I farmed and farmed and farmed, killing the CM when she tried to put aggressive wards. I farmed the jungle, cut waves. I even Pounce'd from the tree line so that they won't spot me crossing to kill the wave. Enemies were just waiting at our HG, trying to get hooks in and do the entry frag that would kill the game.
Anyways they failed because they had no creeps and the smart LC went with me to hunt. You see that Skadi? Acquired in 5 minutes. Right after I got SE. That's about 6000 gold in 5 minutes. Gold well spent, which allowed us to walk in their base with our suddenly superior farm.
Eziest game of my whole fucking life roflmao kappapride
Might be from another patch but my original point still stands. Comeback mechanics favor carries who need gold to reach peak efficiency.
Hand a CM 4000 gold 40 minutes into the match and you've got 40 Sentry Wards.
Hand a Juggernaut 4000 gold 40 minutes into the game and you've got a hard carry with a finished Mjollnir.
Me and other seatards are quitting the game, Johann
Go enjoy grinding yourself up to 4k only to see yourself having nobody to congratulate you or even care about it, and become a huge disgrace to your parents because you don't have anything other than your epenis to be proud of
Kappa
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/162879684/matches?opponent_hero=slark
yep 3k slarks are baad
lmao what a lose streak
Nice streak ahmed
ffs ppl like this always on my team
idiotic party
Lul heavier teammates than me
Aahahhahahahahhahahahahhah
5 carry semms good
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2806841517
Let me show you a game. This game, we were getting butt fucked on. Pudge and CM rotations were everywhere in the map. Ample Storm was raped. Peaceful LC was gangbanged. Little Jakiro was pressured into warding EVERYTHING in the map. But CM was a better warder, taking down our hard put wards like they were nothing. I myself was raped, but I had the insight to just farm the camps and detect the warded spots using my innate Shadow Dance ability.
All of my counters rolled into one team. Pudge, CM, Tiny, can kill me even in Shadow Dance active. BS is a no brainer, AND with a 20 minute Radiance. Couldn't kill LS because he can just Infest, he can even kill me since I did no damage. What did I do?
I farmed and farmed and farmed, killing the CM when she tried to put aggressive wards. I farmed the jungle, cut waves. I even Pounce'd from the tree line so that they won't spot me crossing to kill the wave. Enemies were just waiting at our HG, trying to get hooks in and do the entry frag that would kill the game.
Anyways they failed because they had no creeps and the smart LC went with me to hunt. You see that Skadi? Acquired in 5 minutes. Right after I got SE. That's about 6000 gold in 5 minutes. Gold well spent, which allowed us to walk in their base with our suddenly superior farm.
Eziest game of my whole fucking life roflmao kappapride
@StupidFucks hey man who are you again? I took a break from the forum for like 2-3 days, might have missed whose smurf you are.
thats whats happen when i reach 56% wr fck gaben
Im your daddy you cuck
@ahmed, told you low 4k is trash
So renshin?
Oh hi Dad. You haven't come home in like 6 years, my asshole isn't accustomed to large, meaty, foreign objects entering it anymore. I miss you.
thats 6.88 haffy
i would agree with you if we're talking 688 but no i will not agree with you since we're in 7.01
EDIT: i guess not agreeing is not the term... comebacks are still possible but with all the resources a winning team can gets it harder. waaay harder.
Ur still as bad with NP as u were in 6.88
my np has been bad ever since 6.81
Git gud scrub
Might be from another patch but my original point still stands. Comeback mechanics favor carries who need gold to reach peak efficiency.
Hand a CM 4000 gold 40 minutes into the match and you've got 40 Sentry Wards.
Hand a Juggernaut 4000 gold 40 minutes into the game and you've got a hard carry with a finished Mjollnir.
Still not sure who StupidFucks is, too unbelievable for him to be my dad.
Plays mostly mid heroes, knows about low 4k mentions being a father
Seems like renshin to me
My drow has been bad since 6.0x
My everything has been bad since I started playing.
U don't know bad till u watch me play
I don't need to watch you play. From our great distances I can feel you bad-ness at Dota 2.
Also I miss Daddy, like the thirsty American boi.
nobody misses me feelsgoodman *kms
That's because you haven't been here long enough
Also you haven't seen my alche
Wait aren't you Chladnyatcha guy or some other weird shit?
Anyways how's the PC? Still can't play?
a month ago
LAST MATCH
HAHA GET CUCKED
Me and other seatards are quitting the game, Johann
Go enjoy grinding yourself up to 4k only to see yourself having nobody to congratulate you or even care about it, and become a huge disgrace to your parents because you don't have anything other than your epenis to be proud of
Kappa
We need more seatards so that I can race some when I come back in may
i quit btw i have made a huge mistake and has to take responsblility haHAA
I got my irl friends oohh-ing and aahh-ing because I can win in 3.8k.
I also stroke my epeen alone, and my epeens gets hard on its own.
Wow it rhymes I'm a fucking legend.
That's not funny Bryant.
Okay maybe a little. huehue
My IRL fends are dogshit like me(sub1k) so I don't give a shit axaxxaxaxaxax
For sure I'm trying hard to hold my gaming thirst
I have no irl friend to race to 4k
I'm going to change my name to CARL and spam invoker(unsuccessfully) from now on
AHAHA INDIAN SUB 1KS SEEMSFUCKINGGOODMAN HUEHUE
Highest MMR in India is 6k so sub1k to 2k is pretty common and they are way more autistic while thinking that hey are good
i might actually go back to playing other games and full-time weebing
omg Alice quitting FeelsBadMan reach 4k first
I'm going to spam le blue towerdiving champion cockroach
I feel I'm naturally good at him
Thx Hao
So scared of me Alice? Huehuehuevuehue
Cheeky Adarsh is cheeky.
After 9th of January I'll get back to my usual one gaming session every 1 or 2 week routine
Apoo what do you think of my weaver
I expect 0/10 from you
i was here from when ayy lmao was @ page ~250 lul
also i still dunno if i can play the problem started yesterday not a month ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR CUCKS
from the Philippines.
isnt new year over yet (muslim country ecks dee)
Not from Ayy Lmao silly. From us here at SEAtards Central.
I remember you posting some shit before, but you stopped and with Christmas and New Year shit happened lmao.
But you're here now and got cucked by your PC, huehue